Edgukayshun

February 21st, 2010

What? The title is spelled wrong? And you noticed! You must have gone to an expensive private school.

The state of education is like the weather. Everyone talks about it but no one has any idea how to fix it. But it is too important to ignore.

I’ve been more than a spectator but less than an expert. I’ve been taught by unforgettable teachers in grade and high schools; I’ve graduated from an Ivy League college and an even better medical school. My children have ranged from college dropout to law school, all of them doing well with no correlation to their academic status. My oldest grandson is a freshman in college, I hope for education and not indoctrination.

I read recently that a school superintendent somewhere (?North Carolina?) decided that American History should be taught henceforth starting after the Civil War. In that spirit, let’s drop the first two years of medical school and law school. Wanna learn to fly? Skip ground school – just take the keys and try it out. Is this the dumbest idea you’ve heard in a while? Or do you agree with the lady that nothing important happened in America before 1865? Or is it just that our children would be too stressed out having to learn what happened before then, or why America is exceptional, or what the Constitution and Declaration say or mean?

An impertinent reporter recently toured the campus of Berkeley asking random students who their favorite president was and why. Lincoln was first (but no one could say why) followed by
Obama and Benjamin Franklin (who was never president); the actual winner was “I can’t think of anyone.” Half of the freshmen entering elite schools like Berkeley require remedial English and math. Spelling is no longer considered important; to correct one’s spelling might damage his or her self-esteem, you see.

My practice has been impacted directly by the sad state of our education system in the San Fernando Valley, which is part of the sprawling and underperforming LA Unified School District. Those families with the means choose private or parochial schools, which generally turn out a far better “product” at less cost. For most families those options are out of reach. Over the years I’ve seen hundreds of families move to the outer valleys with better schools, or even go back home to places with frigid winters and muggy summers, just to get their kids out of LA. But more and more have opted for home-schooling, including some of my largest and highest-achieving families. It’s a wonderful choice for those parents who can handle it. But it is not without its critics, who as far as I can see care more about teachers’ unions and bureaucratic jobs than about our kids.

We usually describe special interest groups such as unions and government employees as “liberal” because that’s usually how they vote, but they are the true reactionaries in our society, standing in the way of innovation and free choice and leaving our kids short-changed and less able to compete in the global economy. Indeed the only “choice” these folks usually support is abortion; everything else is to be decided by “experts”. The most outrageous example I can think of is the betrayal of a popular school voucher program for the poor, almost 100% black kids in D.C. by the Obama administration.

There are many reasons why some kids fail. In our minority cultures, education is often derided as “turning white” or some such rubbish. I’m very proud of a young Latino friend who has become an engineer despite his family’s efforts to dissuade him. A protegĂ© of mine, a young black pediatrician whom I’ve known since she was 11, thrived at Stanford and UCLA because she is super-bright and committed – but she also had the wind at her back because everyone in her family expected great things from her. And she had more than that – an intact, devout family that would have been typical of American blacks through most of their history until the sixties.

In the last two generations we have seen chaotic changes in our society, largely attributable to government’s clumsy attempts to address social problems that are not part of their constitutional mandate. One of the greatest of these failures has been the teaching of our children. Liberal programs generally sound good on paper but rarely work out that way, nor are they even looked at critically. Head Start, which seems to exist largely to employ thousands of busybodies to make nonsensical rules like “every 3-year-old needs a TB test”, has been evaluated recently and found to be an abject failure; by second or third grade there is no difference between their graduates and other children who didn’t participate. We have been inhaling diesel exhaust by the ton for 40 years so kids can be bussed all over town to achieve absolutely nothing. Basic skill classes, tough subjects that make stronger minds, classic works of literature are too often set aside so that the ever-present “self-esteem” merchants can peddle their psychobabble and our munchkins can learn about all the “-isms” and go on to major in pseudo-sciences like Diversity, Ethnic Studies, Gay-Lesbian-Transgender-Whatever Studies, or pursue the phantom of man-made global warming.

Over a hundred years ago my grandparents, teenagers without means, bravely came to America to escape persecution and to enjoy the blessings of freedom. My generation of Jewish kids excelled in school because we were expected to! The Asian immigrants of today are so like us. So are many of the Latino and African children, but their climb is harder.

Last week a proud father brought in his 12-year-old son, just arrived from Ecuador, for his first visit. His father had come here a couple of years ago and worked to make it happen. He said without irony, “My son is here to live the American dream.” And he teared up.

That dream didn’t start in 1865, and I hope it never ends. Do our parents of today know what their children are not learning? I don’t know who first said it but I love this quotation: “To know nothing of what happened before you were born is to remain ever a child.” Indeed.

Hot Air

January 11th, 2010

This time of year it’s hard on us Southern Californians to bear the slings and arrows of our friends and family living almost anywhere else, watching not one but two Rose Bowl games played in glorious warm weather while they shiver and sulk, shovel and skid through an unusually harsh winter.

I’m feeling pretty smug about the weather, but not because of where I live. The Climategate scandal was our Christmas present du jour and wasn’t it a beaut?

Just before the Al-Gore crowd was to assemble in Copenhagen it came out that major weather “experts” on both sides of [...] Continue Reading…

The Greeks Had a Word For It…

January 11th, 2010

The course I most enjoyed in college was Greek Drama. It was a rare treat to choose an elective, pre-med being the challenge it is. It was also the one class I shared with my wife-to-be.

The word I refer to is hubris, the hero’s fatal flaw, the arrogance, the lustful pride that would be his undoing. Nemesis was the instrument of his destruction. There are some forty surviving Greek plays by Aeschylus, Sophocles and Euripides. A few were funny (e.g. Lysistrata) wherein the wives band together to withhold matrimonial pleasures from their husbands until they stop fighting wars, but [...] Continue Reading…

2009: Wring Out the Old

December 29th, 2009

That’s “wring” with a “w”, not a typo. 2009 was a sloppy mess of a year and I say “good riddance.”

It’s been two years since I started blogging and I’ve been looking back at my off-and-on efforts with a mixture of pride and embarrassment. Forty posts plus some instructional entries aren’t as much as I’d hoped. But my readers tell me to keep at it. Tomorrow is two years since Gucci, then a one-pound fuzzball, appeared unexpectedly at my front door tucked into my wife’s cleavage, which is still her favorite hangout. Now she’s a seven-pound wonder dog whom [...] Continue Reading…

H1N1 Scrabble

October 27th, 2009

The influenza strain formerly known as swine flu has now been with us for about five months and the first vaccines are arriving, so it’s time for an update.

We are experiencing several unusual events. The last pandemic was in 1968. Influenza rarely occurs during the summer, but this pandemic has continued throughout the hot months. Will it replace the seasonal flu which generally appears about now, or will they occur side by side? We continue to vaccinate high-risk patients with the ordinary flu vaccine but it offers no protection against H1N1. Folks over 60 are immune. Deaths have [...] Continue Reading…

Practice 6.0

September 20th, 2009

As many of you already know, important changes are occurring in my office these days. The good news is that I’m not retiring. The bad news is that I’m not retiring. Just kidding – really.

Kids & Teens Medical Group Inc. in the person of Dr. Janesri DeSilva is absorbing my practice, which will be one of three locations. I will continue at Suite 102 (that’s Practice 5.0) as I have been since 2004. Her office is at 10550 Sepulveda in Mission Hills, and the other is nearby at 14608 Victory Blvd. This will allow growth and modernization that would [...] Continue Reading…

Old Wives, New Moms

August 23rd, 2009

At the suggestion of a new mom who has sent me a list of some 11 “old wives’ tales”, I shall try to shed some light in these dusty corners.

1. Doubling your toddler’s height at age 2 will give you their adult height.
That’s the rule for boys; for girls it’s eighteen months. I’ve had hundreds of patients grow up to adulthood, and it’s a pretty good estimate. But everything in biology falls on a bell curve. The eventual height can be influenced by early or late puberty; “late-bloomers” may keep growing through their teens. [...] Continue Reading…

Cheap Shot

August 3rd, 2009

You probably missed it but our president gave a pep talk last week to the recalcitrant public on why his health care takeover must happen ASAP. Viewership was notably poor despite the usual tailwind provided by his friends in the government-controlled media.

An example he chose to underscore what he sees as the problem with our current system was a slap in the face to every practicing physician. To paraphrase it, if your child is brought to his pediatrician with a succession or sore throats, the doctor might decide to take out the child’s tonsils because he’d make more [...] Continue Reading…

Resolved: Health Care Is a Right

August 3rd, 2009

“What is the use of discussing a man’s abstract right to food or to medicine? The question is on the method of procuring and administering them. In that deliberation I shall always advise to call in the mind of the farmer and the physician, rather than the professor of metaphysics.”

So said Edmund Burke in 1790. It is not a new debate. As the most influential philosopher of our American Revolution, his counsel should be heeded.

Our Declaration of Independence assures each of us the rights of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” It may seem indisputable that [...] Continue Reading…

The 10 Biggest Lies

July 16th, 2009

When I started blogging a year and a half ago I promised myself I’d steer clear of politics. But politics is coming after me, and you, and everyone who dispenses or consumes that 15% of our economy known as health care. I have enough faith in the common sense of Americans to trust that we can fix what’s dislocated without breaking every bone in our structure as a society.
But the heat is on again from Washington, and the lies and distortions are drowning out more temperate and rational debate. In no particular order, here are ten of the most [...] Continue Reading…